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Saturday, July 19, 2008, 10:36 AM
LOLS~ found this in the web . Ie agree its kind of pervertic , but ie find it interestimg. *//Hi, Im a sexbomb-please defuse me! *//I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock! *//Hi! You must be very tired, coz you've been running through my mind all night *//You know something, photography is like love, best developed in the dark. *//Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home *//Hey, my shoes are having a party, would your dress like to come down and join them? *//There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. *//Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. *//Is that a mirror in your pocket?? Cause i can see myself in your pants! *//Thats a really nice shirt.. it looks great on you.. but it would look even better on my floor! *//*looking at shirt label* Sorry.. just checking to see if it says Made in Heaven *//About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me? *//Are those space pants? Cause yer ASS is outta this world!! *//Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. *//There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it? *//"Hey baby, if you and i were squirels, could i bust a nut in your hole?" *//Hi, I'm doing a survey for...What's your name?What's your phone number?Are you free next Saturday? *//If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays? *//It's a good thing I've got a porsche, Cause you've got some Dangerous curves! *//Did you know that the scientific term for you is Beautimus Maximus? *//Are you wearing lipstick, and do you mind if I taste it? *//You have 236 bones in your body, Want one more? *//I lost my teddy bear, Can I sleep with you instead? *//Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again? researched by ♥/ivy . |